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Created on 2011-04-07 18:13:07 (#749723), last updated 2011-04-15 (336 weeks ago)

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Birthdate:Jan 29
Location:Dallas/Fort Worth, Texas, United States of America
I wrote this because I had to fill out a profile with OK Cupid to do their memes. I went a bit creatively over board...

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Uses: For temporary or permanent relief of loneliness and boredom. Effect varies upon application.

Warnings: Study contents carefully before use. Contents may cause happiness, joy and giddiness. Obsession has been known to occur in rare cases. If you have a history of obsession, please avoid use.

Directions: Females, ages 29 to 40 please contact immediately for proper use instructions.

Yep... That pretty much sums me up!
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